Mathematically Challenged

If I were Superman, math would be my kryptonite.

If I were Dorothy, math would be my Wicked Witch of the West.

If I were Snow White, math would be my juicy red apple.

I really hate math.

My hatred goes way back. I remember being in second grade, sitting in Mr. Spellman’s class, wondering why in the world I should care if Suzy gave two of her five cookies to Sally. What kind of insane seven-year-old gives away her cookies, anyway?

I know math is important. That the rollar coasters I love to ride would fall apart without math. That this computer wouldn’t compute without math. I know.

But I still don’t like it.

Moral of the story: If you give me 5 cookies, you will get none back.

7 Comments

  1. Jodi
    Apr 21, 2014

    I’m right there with you! Thank goodness for professions that cater to the other side of the brain. 🙂

    • krista
      Apr 21, 2014

      Amen, sister!!

  2. Emily
    Apr 21, 2014

    This is my life at the moment. 😉

    • krista
      Apr 22, 2014

      I’m so sorry!

  3. hEIDI
    Apr 22, 2014

    So in other words, I give you three cookies. You give one to Tom. How many cookies do you have left? Answer: ZERO! You ate the rest!

    • krista
      Apr 22, 2014

      Exactly!!

  4. Kelsey
    Apr 22, 2014

    This made my day.

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